My dear husband (AH) stayed home from work today (he has a terrible cold) and so as I prepared to head out to do my weekly grocery shopping he asked me to pick up a few items on his food list. The problem with his list is that nearly every item contained ingredients that are essentially banned from our house: high fructose corn syrup and/or hydrogenated oil.
As a compromise to the food changes we have been making in our home the last few years, I have agreed to keep buying him his favorite brand of peanut butter (a particular brand that was once labeled by Dr. Oz (via the Oprah Show) as the worst possible peanut butter on the market) with the trade off being that our daughter will ask him, “Daddy, why do you want to die?”, every time he gets it out (seriously she does this of her own accord). It’s his one food vice that I won’t forcefully ban from our home (mine is box macaroni & cheese – though currently I have none in stock; the guilt of eating it has become too much for me).
As we discussed his food requests, and my reluctance to purchase much of it, AH pointed out that his diet has always consisted of three snack staples: eggs, cookies and cold cereal. I have all but eliminated cookies from our house (unless homemade, which are very rarely made) and cold cereals have been limited to the expensive, minimally processed healthy stuff – not nearly as appealing to AH or his wallet. So he’d down to eggs and possibly getting a little tired of them. He needs his cookies and cereal, he craves them! (or so he told me today)
I am not a total food tyrant so I said I would consider the granola bars on his list provided I can come across some that weren’t made with HFCS. I told him I would pick up a few different brands and then we could taste test until he finds one that he likes and that I can tolerate having in our house.
A few hours later I am standing in Costco reading all the different granola bar ingredient labels. Each one has HFCS within its top 5 ingredients (for most it was actually the second ingredient). I came across one that doesn’t have HFCS as an ingredient however it does have other corn based components, but I can compromise so long as they are not a top 5 ingredient. (I also picked up some bars from PCC for AH to try that are much better options – we’ll see which one he chooses).
I then headed over to buy AH his peanut butter. As I reviewed the choices, crunchy or smooth, I could not remember which he favored so I called him to ask.
“Hello”, he answered.
“Crunchy or smooth?” I asked.
“What?” he laughs while trying to sound confused by the question.
“Do you want crunchy or smooth toxic peanut butter?”
“Crunchy, of course,” he responded.
“Okay. Also, I checked out your granola bars and nearly every brand has HFCS in its top 5 ingredients so I won’t be buying those. I did find one brand here (Costco) that was somewhat acceptable and a few others from PCC so I’ll bring them home and you can pick which one you like best,” I told him.
He quickly responded with sarcasm, “Really how awful can HFCS be? It seems to be in everything so it must not be that bad.”
I laughed and laughed all the way to pick out his sugary cereal, of which I refused to read the ingredient label.
BTW – AH is encouraged to keep all the cookies and sugary cereals he wants in his office. . at work.


